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Hey, this is the house I’m buying and it’s fucking awesome. So look at it.
Dad jokes = the best jokes.
"Don’t be disgusting"
how is a toaster delivered in theory
Maybe I should just say, “Get the government outta my fucking snatch.”
There is an important distinction between not giving a fuck about what other people think of you and not giving a fuck about other people’s feelings.
Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you based on how you got in that situation.
Drove drunk, got in an accident and need an organ transplant? No problem.
Messing around with a gun, accidentally shoot yourself in the leg and need surgery? Of course.
Smoke tobacco for most of your life and need treatment for lung cancer? Yep.
Climb a tree, fall out and break your leg? We’ll fix that right up.
Have sex and get pregnant when you don’t want to be? YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO THIS SITUATION AND YOU DESERVE NO MEDICAL HELP OR COMPASSION! THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND YOU WILL DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!
Cool view of the Penguins locker room.
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